Category: Satire
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Hump Day Riot
On Thursday, September 9, Pleesville students started a riot in the cafeteria because they could not figure out when Hump Day was. They had Hump Day confusion. Last week only had three school days…
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Advice For Freshmen: How to Kick High School in the Butt
As a new-to-Leesville student, one can quickly become overwhelmed by the change high school brings. Regular events like tests, homework, and after school activities bog a person down and make high school more stressful…
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Why School is a Complete Waste of Time – Satire
Let’s be honest: School is one of the worst things to ever be created. The concept of waking up early to learn meaningless information for months, even years, is an absolute waste of precious…
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How to Excel in School Without Studying – Satire
Spending time studying and trying to memorize material is no longer necessary for a student’s success in the classroom. With new technology and resources to their advantage, students can still excel in school! As…
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Student Frantically Tries to Turn in Work Before the Semester’s End
With only three weeks left until summer, the school year is winding down and students are frantically finishing work that built up over the whole class semester before vacation begins on June 10. Typically,…
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Students Coffee Consumption Skyrockets and Comes With a Multitude of Benefits
It is 7:18 a.m. The bell rings and students head down the hallways towards their first-period class. Instead of the usual morning stupor, the high schoolers are wide awake, pumped full of their favorite…
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Mob Attacks Man at Local Coffee Shop for Coughing
Earlier this morning, a mob gathered and assaulted 47-year-old Rawly resident Harold Johnson who reportedly coughed in the line to order a coffee at a local Moondollars. Employees in the sandwich shop located next…
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Fourth Quarter or Summer Break? Students Could Not Care Less About the Difference
Though it is only the fourth quarter of the school year, many students have taken a hiatus from their second-semester classes to start summer break early. “We’re already in the fourth quarter, which means…
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Women in America Are Very Fortunate
As you can see in the picture, women in America are very happy people. They are given everything they need to lead successful lives. (Photo Courtesy of iStock by Getty Images) Life in America…
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Plan B Students Rushing to Gain Personalities
Justin Thyme, Leesville freshman, has one concern with returning back to school: he’s out of time to adopt a new personality. He’s currently debating between being a skater, a theater kid, or the class…
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Why Virtual Learning is the Best Learning
In the years of education and school, virtual learning exceeds the qualities of the standard classroom. Students are now more efficient, responsible, and engaged than ever before. (Photo courtesy of Chase Dutton) Virtual learning…
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Tik Tok Satire
Tik Tok is a beneficial and good use of time throughout the day. The worldwide social media app provides influential information and entertainment for all ages. (Photo courtesy of Chase Dutton) Tik Tok is…
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How to Survive Thanksgiving With Your Family
Thanksgiving often means a fancy table with holiday decorations. However, many families do not achieve this level of niceness at their own tables. (Photo Courtesy of Hello Fresh) Thanksgiving is a holiday that is…
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An Oldest Child
Being an oldest child is one of the best gifts life could give me. I have two younger siblings, and I have always felt so bad for them — they will never get to…
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Stressful College Essays
As seniors are getting to the end of their early applications, they are scrambling to finish their college essays, and most are feeling very stressed out. However, Amy May has been planning for this…
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How To Throw A Party During A Pandemic Satire
Even in the midst of a pandemic, the party never stops. It’s more important now than ever to throw the best party. (Photo from Photos for Class) In the middle of a pandemic, it…
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Local Boy Hosts Yard Sale, Says He’s Given Up
Kyle Jenkins, like other teens across the nation, has been in quarantine for the last several months. At first glance, he may appear to be a normal pandemic-stricken teen. However, unlike his peers, Jenkins…
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The Future of the Gifted Student
Among society’s most pressing challenges is the quest to mold the younger generations of today into the leaders of tomorrow. Through many methods and techniques (standardized tests, classroom competitions, ranking based on value as…
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Debate Satire
Debates are a huge part of politics and elections. However, debates such as the debate for treasurer at Residential high school are disgraceful. (Photo in Public Domain) Residential High School recently hosted its prestigious…
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“Weird Al” Yankovic Makes Fun of Presidential Debate in New Video
“Weird Al’s” newest video “We’re All Doomed” depicts Al taking the role of the moderator in the recent presidential debate. As the video goes on Al’s background slowly becomes a “raging hellscape” as seen…
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Teachers and Students Make Odd Adjustment to Online School
Now that school is online, it is socially acceptable to wear your slippers to class–even the ones with bunny ears on them. They are comfortable and bring a fun aspect to the school day.…
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What Rights Do Students Have In the Classroom?
It was stated in the Bill of Rights many years ago that Congress cannot prohibit free speech. This law applies to everything — from a conversation on the street to an article in the…
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Approaching the AP exams
AP exams are coming up fast, and the study rush is just beginning. Not for Amy May, though. Amy May has been preparing for this her whole life. Before she even finished her AP…
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My Christmas Wish List (Satire)
My name is Katharyne Mairey Elizhabeth, and I’m so excited to tell you guys about what I’m asking my parents for for Christmas this year!! Or should I say, what I’m getting for Christmas…