Tag: satire
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Pope Leo XIV: A Powerful Story of Faith and Transformation
Move over Vatican City — there’s a new pope in town, and he’s bringing deep-dish diplomacy and Windy City wisdom to the Holy See. Pope Leo XIV, formerly known as Robert “Lil’ Blessings” Prevost,…
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New live action Bambi Movie
Disney announces a live-action Bambi and promises it will be darker than any audience expects or needs. (Photo Courtesy of abigail crawford.)
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Who even cares about college baseball?
Every Memorial Day the NCAA runs a selection special for D1 college baseball. The teams in the selection special change from year to year, as the selection special shows what teams made it into…
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The Safety of walking to Leesville’s campus
Students at Leesville are prideful in the safety of their crosswalks. There have been zero counts of speeding through neighborhoods, running stop signs, or almost running over pedestrians. Walking to school is a form…
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What Makes A Good Date?
A local McDonalds establishment. A meeting spot for flourishing couples to nourish both their bodies and relationships. (Photo courtesy Christopher Pharr.)
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Weightlifting Club introduces blood tests
As of their most recent meeting, Leesville’s Weight Training Club has come to a new decision. Effective immediately, all current and new club members will be subject to blood testing. “We’ve noticed a rising…
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Better mental health for students starts with skipping
As we all know, the new Jacobs administration wants to end or just cut down on students skipping class by enforcing hall passes. Cutting down on students skipping classes may have an unintended negative…
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The DMV is now using its power for good
At the Driver License Office in Goldsboro. Right after I got my license. (Photo courtesy of Abigail Crawford)
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Fire Department Accidentally Goes To Leesville (Satire)
Last Tuesday, the fire department went to Leesville Road High School to check the building to see if there was a fire. This is quite typical, as Leesville has had many fire alarms in…
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Satire — Why we need to focus on the past.
According to experts, students should be taught skills like critical thinking, problem-solving, and collaboration, which will help them succeed in the fast-paced and ever-changing world of the future. They argue that teaching students about…