You may have heard rumors of a mysterious entity known only as Sparkle Butt flying around school, causing mischief and mayhem. Ms. Jacobs, principal of Leesville Road High School, reportedly spends hours thinking of ways to get the creature under control. 

Who is Sparkle Butt, you ask? He is the hobby horse dinosaur.

Rumor has it that he lives in Mr. Broers’ room. His cave is behind the Alaini can waterfall. In this cave, he slumbers and wears the infamous spirit stick upon his head.

Some claim to have caught glimpses of him, but there is no concrete evidence of his existence, only a few blurry photos. 

During class, Sparkle Butt is said to roam the halls. He takes the bathroom passes of unsuspecting teachers and sometimes even switches them between classrooms, causing temporary panic. 

In his free time, Sparkle Butt likes to draw on the bathroom stalls and put the phone number of the person who last offended him on the toilet paper holders. 

You know how no one ever knows who does the senior prank. That’s because it’s Sparkle Butt. Some may claim it was them, but I say they lie!

Leesville can get a little boring for a mastermind like Sparkle Butt, so he needs to broaden his horizons. Remember when the Louvre got robbed? That was Sparkle Butt.

When the Raleigh Convention Center caught fire… Sparkle Butt got carried away with matches. 

Some even say he was Paul Revere’s horse. Sparkle Butt has appeared in several movies, including Wicked and Wicked: For Good, where he plays the role of Elphaba’s broomstick.  

If you ever see the head of a dinosaur on a stick, then it might be Sparkle Butt. It is very important that you walk the other direction and get an admin right away. This is not the combination of fabric, polyester stuffing, and wood that you want to mess with.